"Widget me! Widget me!" - Bill

"I don't think I'm very comfortable with a grown man telling me to 'widget' him." - Marcus

Overheard in Social Media Meeting

"I ping."

"Sounds like you could get arrested for that."

Say What?

I can't wait to find out what Red Velvet Balls are!
-C.Hester

Uncle Lester

"I know Uncle Lester's Dancing Shoes works and it's got spaces in it." - John H.

Maternal Advice

"It's easier to potty-train a camel than a racehorse."
– Alison

Temperatures

"I'd rather be cold and alone than warm and disturbed." - RAVEn

Cappuccino

Anyone else ever get the mushy little "cream ball" on the last sip of the delicious cappuccino??

Definitely a con vs. the pro of how yummy the other 99% of the beverage is.