"Widget me! Widget me!" - Bill

"I don't think I'm very comfortable with a grown man telling me to 'widget' him." - Marcus

Overheard in Social Media Meeting

"I ping."

"Sounds like you could get arrested for that."

Say What?

I can't wait to find out what Red Velvet Balls are!
-C.Hester

Uncle Lester

"I know Uncle Lester's Dancing Shoes works and it's got spaces in it." - John H.