"I think I stuck my fingers in my ears at the right time."
– Melissa (during a conversation between Chelsey and Jill)

Alison:
"What? What just happened???"

Laura:
"Carl ate the cat pooh! Candice ate it too!"

thanks

"Think how productive I'd be if I didn't like you."
– Melissa

sympathy

Cell phone conversation between Natasha and Jill during lunch:

Jill - "Are my germs contagious at 99.8 degrees?"

Natasha - "No. It has to be 100. Take a Tylenol and get your [butt] back to work."

Gender Confusion

"I didn't know I was a girl until I was 12."

- Chelsey

Another version of "Turn that frown upside down"

"Put that smile back on your face."

– Carl

goo-goo

"Don't you be eyeballin' my Goo-Goo Clusters."

– Melissa to Chris Dudley

Approval Production Style

Jill to Patricia:
"I've got stamp juice."

Patricia to Jill:
"You just take this out and juice it up!"

-J.Wyatt and P. Moisan

Work Talk

If you can't do your job, don't cash your pay check.
-Melissa Hoover

Burn

Keith - Can you leave?
-Chris Dudley

Spring time?

We just had Ho Ho, so how can it be March already?
-Peggy Blake on today's date.

Where's the Beef?

If anyone is looking for a beef solution to your meat needs....
-Kathleen Ervin, on the Franklin Farmer's Market options.

Overheard while returning a FFA proof

I'd rather see a picture of my butt than my face - Kim Newsom