Announcement

"Okay ... I'm gonna eat my giant pickle now."
-Vikki

Holiday Treat Week

It makes working so merry.
-Todd Potter

Dress Code

I like the Googley look.
-Bob

Miscommunication

Jill: "You left all your crap over here."
Meg: "Did you smoke it?" (thinking I said "crack")

Endangered Species

I want my gorilla back!
-Sara Sartin, grieving the loss of her framed JCI photo.

Kids today

Hold on - I'm gathering my chi.
- Jack Lorens

Web site decor

We got bubbles on the home page.
-Ryan D.

Still too much

What was your question? I was chomping on a chip.
-Greg

Too much crunching

Maybe I could just suck on the chips
–Bob

Another Term for Hushpuppies

"Puppy-dog balls"
–Gary's son, Samuel

Ewwwww!

"I had to use bugs for bullets!"
– V. Williams (grossed out by an ad for an exterminator)

Pusher

"Is that your big bag of drugs?"

M. Hoover

Newsom-ism

"Reader mail wears me out."
- K. Newsom

Same chairs at the new building?

Well - not all our butts match, so why will all our chairs?
-S. Stewart

What the Urban Dictionary can do to you

"You know what crunk means and don't know what squatting means?"
- N. Lorens (to J. Wyatt)

Alison

"I am a AAG virgin no more!"
- she exclaimed after finishing her first At-A-Glance map

Fun Facts Anyone?

I have a fact, but it isn't fun!
-C.Dudley

Lost Keys?

I need (apple) F for my life!
-J. Otto

Natasha-isms

Job Switch Career Day

QCI

Doodley-squat

aka A Few Minutes Ago

"While-a-go."
- C. Carden

Lunch

I went to the "crack"
-C. Hester

What's For Lunch?

"It smells ... like ... Michelina's sweet and sour chicken in here."
- N. Lorens (upon entering Ad Production)

Who'll win the fight?

I'm spunky
-C. Carden

laura's wedding photos/ me in the background

"Just make me a tree."
b. schleicher

Iroquois Steeplechase

"It's such a Brentwoody thing."
- M. Forester

In Casey's office

"Is that a bird or a turd?"
- N. Lorens

Atomic Lunch?

My burrrito blew up!
-H.Risner

Just funny.

"I put it in my fanny pack."
- J. Otto

When telling a story about how to get a cat down from a tree

"Have you ever whistled at your cat? They are attracted to high pitch noises ... and harmonicas."
- C. Carden

Robbing

"Who would rob a Kroger?"
- B. Schleicher

"To show you how small the town I'm from is ... one time someone robbed a Sonic and got away on bikes."
- J. Townsend

Believe it or not, we weren't discussing hunting

"Shoot the crap out of it."
- B. Schwartzman

Production Retreat

"I was so hyped up that night I couldn't go to sleep!"

– C. Dudley (The Price is Right)


"I kinda got a little bathing suit situation ..."

– L. Taylor (Jumping Off a Cliff)


"I had Wonder Woman underoos!"

– C. Hester


And ... in response to "refried PDFs":

"Ours are deep fried!"

A Warning to Maria

Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone!
-H. Risner

FFA jacket

Wear it proud, wear it loud, wear it when you work with cows!

–B. McCord

We Love our Acronyms, Don't We?

I think that we need to add the "S" back in "SAC."
- L. Taylor

Critters

"I find little turds all over my desk."
- S. Chappell

Another Day in Paradise

Today..... is just a continuation of yesterday.....
-Jill Wyatt - and she was not smiling

Kicking for Stress Relief

"Can't do that now because I'm afraid something will BREAK, BUST or FALL OUT."

~Tadara Smith

Gone with the Wind

She talks like all of her sentences should begin with "Well, I declare!"
- H. Risner, commenting on the lovely accent of an acquaintance.

Ad Production Blasts from the Recent Past

"Somebody please shoot me and roll me over twice."
- A. Hunter

"No man looks that good in a hat ... looks good without the hat."
- K. Newsom

"Have you checked your drawers lately?"
- C. Carden

"You look like a hot ball of gas."
- G. Smith

"What is this? Is this a scam?"
- Advertiser in response to a faxed proof

"Our designers don't talk to anyone."
- C. Carden

"Thank you for taking the HEL out of Helvetica."
- V. Williams

"My eyes may get a little droopy because I just ate."
- C. Carden

"I was going to offer you some of my goodies."
- V. Williams, referring to Goody's powder

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
- K. Phillips

"I love your balls."
- C. Hester

"Could you please dye my hair green."
- A. Shultz

"I remember those green people."
- M. Arbour

"Send it to the shipper."
- J. Wyatt (she meant "ship it to the printer")

"Yeah, they like grease 'em up."
- A. Shultz (referring to wrestlers)

"The 173rd time is the charm."
- K. Hausauer

"Teal is a gaggy 80s color anyways."
- A. Shultz

"My chroma is not matching."
- A. Shultz

"Disillusioned and disgusted ..."
- N. Lorens

"I LOVE melon-balling."
- V. Williams

"Can I squeeze your monkey?"
- C. Hester (referring to Jill's monkey toy at her desk)

"And now my PPCo is not working!"
- K. Hausauer

"I've had kids, but I'm not a woman."
- V. Williams

"Now, have you ever tried that with a cantaloupe?"
- T. Bell

"My bellybutton is like a nose."
- A. Shultz

"Primal scream therapy works."
- V. Williams

"Look at my nub!"
- V. Williams (after her shark attack)

"Why would anyone want to be electrocuted on purpose?"
- V. Williams

"He got down on all fours and asked her to marry him."
- V. Williams, about her daughter's engagement

"Today is the best day ever ... there was a pickle under my sandwich!"
- A. Shultz

"You're such a man!"
- J. Wyatt

"Don't make fun of my pants."
- C. Hester

"There are these glasses at Wal-Mart - have you ever seen Star Trek?"
- K. Hausauer, about her sister's potential glasses purchase

"Are you a male or female?" - A. Shultz
"Um I think I'm female ..." - K. Hausauer

Making a PDF in Microsoft Publisher

"Something that ugly shouldn't be this hard!"

-Natasha

Afternoon Snack

I'm full of peanuts.
-Hazel Risner

In Response to "I was cooking with gas"

"I've got a gas cooker."
- H. Risner

The Problem with the Printer

Your picker finger's broken.

–The printer guy

The First Post

"Riding the bus makes you strong."
- C. Carden